29th May, 2019

Good Morning,

 

 

ANUPAM UNCLE IS THE INDIAN UNCLE WE SHOULD SHUN AWAY

 


 

Though if it were to me I would wish Anupam Kher to have better mornings. Anupam Uncle like most Indian uncles have a new found hate , ok not newfound, but now openly expressed hate towards anything secular. That is what it was when Anupam Kher chastised Gautam Gambhir for wanting justice meted out to a Muslim man who was beaten up and forced to shout Jai Shri Ram in the unholy city called Gurugram. Anupam Uncles advise to Gauti, don’t fall for the trap of standing up to the Muslims.

 

 

MIMI CHAKRABORTY HAS AWAKENED THE INDIAN SEXISTS

 

And since we are on Indian uncles, the sexism was out there viralling through WhatsApp and screenshots as two young actors, Mimi Chakraborty and Nusrat Jahan have fought the way through memes and jokes, mostly crass, flooding social media ever since they decided to contest elections.

The controversy surrounding their win worsened when the two reached Parliament yesterday and posted pictures of themselves posing in front of the building. Now some Indian uncles took offence against them not turning out in Sari, salwar kameez and pallus and taking photos at the parliament as they went to collect their ID cards.

 

 

 

LALA LAND: BJP DOES WHAT BJP DOES BEST – TRADING

 

It is 29th May 2019 and entire India and press have become one giant Indian uncles when it comes to Rahul Gandhi. Cut the man some slack, give him a break. You saw him in 2014 and you saw him in 2019, the fight he is fighting may be against Modi, but deep down if you haven’t understood that the fight is of a small man against giant machinery called RSS then you are living in a Lala land. Actually, with traders taking over politics, India might itself call it Lala Land.

 

So it wasn’t a surprise to me that trading, whether it is votes, MLA’s or even counsellors, should not come as a surprise after all horse trading is probably as legit as Savarkar is Veer or brave.

Three opposition state assembly members and more than 50 municipal leaders from West Bengal joined Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s party on Tuesday.

Addressing a press conference, Mukul Roy and BJP’s Bengal in-charge Kailash Vijayvargiya said that Bijpur TMC MLA Subhrangshu Roy, Bishnupur Congress MLA Tushar Kanti Bhattacharya and CPI(M) MLA from Hemtabad Debendranath Roy joined the saffron party along with 50 councillors.

The prime minister had warned Bengal CM Mamata Banerjee that her MLAs will abandon her after the results of the general elections come and said 40 of them were already in touch with him.

 

Trade completed.

 

 

RAHUL GANDHI RESIGNATION WILL BE RSS’ BIGGEST VICTORY EVER

 

And since Indian uncles have found the flavour of the day and feel empowered with a bachelor taking over the highest elected chair, what is their favourite pass time, bashing Rahul Gandhi and giving advice to Congress. Actually, it has become India’s favourite time pass. Isn’t that what Indian uncles famous for, giving advice, where none is warranted or no one has even asked.

So you go ahead Rahul, fight the battle, whichever way you want to. You want to quit and go live in peace, go ahead, even if that means that RSS will have won, but go ahead. The Indian uncles have never empowered, physically or intellectually, so all their frustrations are playing out when they attack what is probably the easiest target. But before you quit, do listen to the man who stopped Advani’s rath, when your party was partially in bed with RSS.

For the first time since Congress president Rahul Gandhi dropped the resignation bombshell, allies weighed in on the issue on Tuesday, with DMK chief Stalin and RJD leader Lalu Prasad issuing public statements that the Gandhi s scion should continue to lead his party and quitting would e like walking into BJP’s trap.

Lalu Prasad termed Rahul’s offer to resign as amounting to “falling into BJP’s trap”. He said it would be suicidal not just for Congress but all the social and political forces fighting against the RSS.

 

 

 

AND NOW ASTROLOGY FOR DIAGNOSIS IN HOSPITAL

And in other news that you should know of, especially the hospital that news agency ANI has found a new hero in.

Unique Sangeeta Memorial Hospital’ in Jaipur diagnoses diseases using Medical Science&Astrology. Pt A Sharma says”I see 25-30 kundli daily. We use astrology for diagnosis only, for treatment we use Medical Science. We do it so that diagnosis is correct&no time is lost”

Doctor: When a patient comes, he is subjected to astrological evaluation & astrological diagnosis. The medical & astrological diagnoses are then compared. Treatment is done with advanced technology but we take the help of astrology for diagnosis. Patients are satisfied.

 

 

MEGASTRIKE: 50,000 TEACHERS IN NEW ZEALAND WALK OUT OF SCHOOL

And with that lets head to International News. And off to New Zealand where the students may be the one having a good day as More than 50,000 primary and high school teachers have gone on strike in the biggest industrial action ever seen in New Zealand’s schools.

Since a Labour coalition government took power in late 2017, teachers have held three strikes calling for pay rises, better working conditions and more respect for their profession. But Wednesday’s one-day strike is the first time primary and high school teachers have united in action, dubbing Wednesday’s protest a “mega-strike”.

 

 

 

NEARLY 1,000 MURDER SUSPECTS HELD IN BRAZIL’S OPERATION CRONOS

Meanwhile, Brazilian police carried out a giant anti-murder operation in nearly every state of the country Tuesday, arresting 968 suspects in one day, according to the National Council of Civilian Police Chiefs.

The arrests included 56 people suspected of killing someone in an act of domestic violence or of gender-based discrimination.

The efforts were phase two of the unusually large so-called Operation Cronos. In each state, police shared real-time updates of their work on social media, including photos and videos. Scary shit.

 

 

AUSTRALIA PILOTS HIT BY LASERS DURING FLIGHTS IN SOUTH CHINA SEA

And in Australia, the Australian navy pilots were hit by lasers during flights in the hotly contested South China Sea, the national broadcaster reported Wednesday, with informal Chinese militia vessels believed to be behind the attacks.

Defence sources told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation that helicopters were targeted during night flights, forcing the pilots to temporarily return to their ship for medical check-ups.

 

 

THE LIGHT IN THE SKY, THAT’S JUST ANOTHER SATELLITE #STARLINK #SPACEX

That is pretty much all I have for you for today. Since we are on lights in the night sky , that thing shining in the sky, no its not the star, the moon or a alien spacecraft, but a freaking satellite by Space X. Mega constellations of human-made satellites could soon blight the view of the night sky, astronomers warned following the launch of Elon Musk’s Starlink probes last week or the Starlink satellites as they are now popularly called.

 

 

 

 


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