‘I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THIS!’
Well, It seems a lot has changed since the last auditorial on Friday. What all?
I am not supposed to tell you this. That’s not me saying, that’s the meme going around, the proud statement of Wing Commander Abhinandan, culturally appropriated in the age of social media regurgitation.
IMPOSSIBLE IS NOW POSSIBLE STORIES:
- PM MOCKS DYSLEXICS
It is the 4th day of March 2019 and impossible is possible now, you didn’t knew?
Well BJP using PM’s image and our tax dollars in releasing the ads paid by Government of India , is the new possibility, though not really an impossible task, so lets see what is the impossible to possible story by PM today.
Well it’s a first surely, PM Modi was addressing students at the Smart India Hackathon 2019 at IIT Kharagpur. During the interaction, which was streamed live to thousands of students participating in the competition, an engineering student from Dehradun told the Prime Minister about a program that could help dyslexic children who face difficulties in reading and writing.
Interrupting the student at this point, Modi asked: “Will this program also work for a 40 to 50 year old child?” in obvious reference to Rahul Gandhi When the student replied with a “Yes, it will work,” the PM said: “Then that will make the mothers of such children very happy,” he said with an obvious reference to Sonia Gandhi and then the PM chuckled, he literally was proud of himself with having cracked a joke so crass that if the bar was already touching the ground, this dig by Modi has found its place in the Impossible is Possible list. No PM has ever done anything as insensitive as him before.
- PM HANDS AIR SUPERIORITY TAG TO PAKISTAN
And the Second Impossible is Possible thing that Modi ji gave to Pakistan, other than an international platform to come out on top, was inadvertently, hopefully inadvertently, giving Pakistan the firepower to boast of their Air Power to be superior to us when in his effort to mock Rahul Gandhi he said that while Rahul Gandhi was blocking the Rafale procurements by demanding a probe, it was India that had to suffer an outcome that could have been very different had India had Rafale jets.
And that ladies and gentleman were the impossible is possible story no 2.
Only three words come in my mind, Wah Modiji Wah!
ON SATURDAY, UNION MINISTER SAYS NO ONE CLAIMED CASUALTY FIGURES, ON SUNDAY AMIT SHAH CLAIMS 250 KILLED
Meanwhile, politics over the attacks continue, and one could follow how to set a trap for Opposition 101 here. There is a Union Minister, goes by the name of S S Ahluwalia who said the purpose of the strike was not to cause human casualty but to send out the message that India is capable of hitting deep inside enemy lines.
Ahluwalia said neither Prime Minister Narendra Modi nor any government spokesperson had given any figure on casualty of air strikes. Rather, it was the Indian media and social media where the unconfirmed figures of terrorist killed were being circulated, he said.
“I have seen reports in Indian media and international media and also what Modi-ji had said. After the air strike, there was a rally by Modi-ji and he didn’t say anything on the casualty figures. I want to ask if Modi-ji, or any government spokesperson, or our party president Amit Shah has given any figures?” he asked reporters in Siliguri on Saturday.
As if my Magic, Amit Shah taking the queue from it has given a figure, Amit Shah said on Sunday that “more than 250 terrorists” were killed in the airstrike in Balakot on February 26.
“After the Uri attack, the army did a surgical strike. After the Pulwama attack, people said there could not be a surgical strike due to the high level of alertness. But on the 13th day, the Narendra Modi government carried out an airstrike, and more than 250 terrorists were killed without suffering any losses,” Shah said.
Addressing another event in Surat, Shah said the Opposition had brought a “smile” to Pakistan’s face by questioning the airstrike. “Mamata says where is the evidence; Rahul says it is being politicised; Akhilesh says it should be investigated. I have to say shame on them. Your statements have brought a smile to Pakistan’s face.
Amit Shah ji, what about the PM admitted that the outcome would have been different had we had Rafale Jets? I mean more smiles are emanating from BJP member statements in Pakistan than anyone else.
MAYAWATI PROCLAIMS INDIA IS NOT IN SAFE HANDS
Asking question is very anti-national, to have doubts on governments account , silence of misleading statements, for by now , you may have observed, that no person in charge of actual affairs of the department ever makes a speech or address the Media, so after Mamata, Akhilesh and Rahul, now it was Mayawati joining the list of anti-national, pro paki, tukde tukde gang parade.
Bahujan Samaj Party (BSP) chief Mayawati on Sunday accused Prime Minister Narendra Modi and the ruling Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) of using India-Pakistan tensions following the February 14 Pulwama attack to hide their “failures and incompetence”. “People feel the country’s security and dignity is not in strong and safe hands. Narendra Modi and BJP leaders are using the tension between India and Pakistan to hide their failures and incompetence,” she said in an address to BSP office-bearers in Lucknow.
PM AND NITISH RALLY IN BIHAR, BUT NO NDA MINISTER AT LAST RITE OF CRPF JAWAN.
And while we are on anti-national, tukde tukde gang, the one name that gets immediately recalled is that of Kanhaiya Kumar. Over the weekend I heard one of the most successful Spiritual businessman, Jaggi Vasudev, calling for authoritarian extra-legal action against Kanhaiya Kumar in a chat with the most unbiased news anchor of Times Now, Navika. In a strange twist, this morning I saw a news that should put Jaggi Vasudev to shame, but don’t expect that impossibility to become possible.
While political executives of NDA govt in Bihar chose to skip last rites of CRPF Jawan Pintu Singh in Bihar’s Begusarai who was martyred in Handwara encounter, Former JNU Student Union President Kanhaiya Kumar offered the salute.
30 trains and 6,000 buses were booked to make sure that supporters don’t face any problems in reaching the venue as Modi and Nitish Kumar stood on the same stage after 10 years? But not one politician from the entire NDA nationalistic fold made it to the funeral where Kanhaiya Kumar was.
OIC DIPLOMATIC SUCCESS CLAIMS FALL FLAT ON SUSHMA AND BJP AS OIC SIDES WITH PAK ON KASHMIR
The Congress on Sunday said the Modi government claims that the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation (OIC) inviting India to attend its plenary was a diplomatic success has fallen flat with the 57-nations grouping adopting a resolution that “supported” Pakistan on the Kashmir issue.
On Saturday, the Pakistan Foreign Office had said the conference concluded in Abu Dhabi with a resolution that “supported” Pakistan on the Kashmir issue. Manish Tewari on Sunday said the Congress would like to ask Prime Minister Narendra Modi and EAM Swaraj whether this was “the diplomatic achievement”.
SELF PROCLAIMED PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA ANNOUNCES RETURN TO COUNTRY\
Venezuela’s self-proclaimed interim president Juan Guaidó has called for mass protests as he announced his return to the crisis-stricken country. Mr Guaidó, who has been recognised by over 50 countries, has called on President Nicolás Maduro to resign.
ARRESTED HUAWEI CFO SUES CANADA FOR HUMAN RIGHT VIOLATIONS
Meanwhile, The chief financial officer of China’s tech giant Huawei is suing Canada over her arrest at Vancouver airport last year at the request of the US.
Meng Wanzhou was detained in December on suspicion of fraud and breaching US sanctions on Iran.
BEING TRUMP’S DAUGHTER IS THE HARDEST THING FOR IVANKA
And while we are on famous daughters of a rich businessman, let us talk about how difficult it is for Ivanka Trump in life. She said yesterday,
The press seems to think it’s ironic that I, born of great privilege, think people want to work for what they are given,” she deadpanned. “As if being Donald Trump’s daughter isn’t the hardest job in the world.”
That is all that I have for you for today, wishing everyone the beginning of Spring with MahaShivratri, the great night of Shiva is upon us and here is ti wishing that India overcomes darkness and ignorance. Have a wonderful week ahead, thank you for listening. Good Bye from takeapart.in